Wednesday, September 29, 2004

*sniff sniff*

Things are happenin apace and lifes cooking along in a way i thought would never happen. In a very good way! The futures lookings bright and i would wear shades but they make my nose look big. One would wonder then why the title of this blog is *sniff sniff*. No i dont have a smell fetish. things are pretty damn perfect here... but..

my bestest mate is on the other freakin side of this globe and i want to share my good fortune with him. but the lazy bastard cant afford to visit. but then... neither can i at this current point in time. circumstances are a bitch.

i hereby am instituting the Ship the Paj Across Now Kampaign. All donations and aid should be send in cash to me. S.P.A.N.K is a non profit tax haven for rich ppl... really it is... large bills only please.

Monday, September 20, 2004

killin time

umm...

i need to post something.

its almost akin to a nicotine craving. but like so many of my recent smokes its proving lackluster and forgettable.

is this some sort of current day affliction? do other ppl feel the need to employ a textual catharthis to spew out verbal diarrhea with no point or reason? is this a form of virtual Turets? could be. but fuck it. its late.. im puttin off bed.. and my rendering is going nowhere...

biding my time till i get broadband.

and i hate it when shitty spell checks bring up alternates for the word fuck. politically correct censorship... whats next?