Monday, August 09, 2004

DAMNIT GAMMA RAYS! NOT CRANBERRIES!

I AM FLAB MAN!

BEWARE EVIL DOERS! For i FLAB MAN am here to hound your evil ways and right the wrongs you have/may/are considering halfheartedly to do/done/may do!

My love handles of DOOM are targeting you as we speak. And my Bagel of Destruction will rend you into itsy bits with its Radioactive cranberry BLAST!

just to let you know.

wouldnt want to catch ya with your pants down or anything.

i may be flabby but i am sporting.


2 Comments:

Blogger Mike Paget said...

What happened to all the svelt, starving Pravy?
where is the metro-invisibles styled brown suited euro pimp?
Duncan's bachelor is in a few weeks. See you there.

9:48 pm  
Blogger Mike Paget said...

Wheres the freaking tuesday update, goddamnit

5:33 am  

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