I think i will just wait for the triffids

Any plants possessing an irritable demeanor should not be overlooked. Especially when they look at me with mulch in mind.

A common occurance here in the mouldy motherland is the daily war between the mosses and moulds and the really odd green things that seem hell bent on punishing bricks in everyones garden. Seeing as how the entire archipelago is built with red baked clay i can understand. Anytime i come across a wad of green stuff with brick busting on its agenda i give them a small 'hurrah'.